February 2012
wizcoylifa:
it looks like the cause of death was forced, this was no accident. her head was pushed into the birthday cake. what do you think sir?
“well it looks like this sweet 16”
“just got a little sweeter”
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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vocaroo:
vocaroo:
me and my mum just went to the shop to get some photos developed and they asked for a name to print the photos under
my mum’s name is beverley so i put the name as this
the loudspeaker came on and said “could bevvy-sexii beaver-baybehh come and collect her photos please” and she had to go and get them in front of everybody and people were laughing kgsgjsdoghks
awww...
“I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love...”
– Voltaire (via skin-n-bones)
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
blacktimtebow:
noteghost:
The worst body type ever:
huge gut
flat chest
flat ass
double chin
stick arms
stick legs
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This really exists. I’ve seen it. I don’t even know how it’s possible.
i like to call this “pittsburgh dream woman”
i cant even make fun of girls if i see they have a body like this, its just too sad
“Open this Pitt up”
– Surgeon operating on Brad Pitt (via abillionbees)
Watchirrelevantexistencebruh:
what
Watchyoucancallmedraco:
and here we have live footage of a gay in it’s natural habitat
This is me I’m not even fucking joking. Like I’m pretty sure he stole some of my moves…
Miss Piggy On Beauty
ribbonsandgeekery:
Gaahd, Miss Piggys interview on beauty for Vogue gave me a smile from ear to ear. I love that sexy body positive pig.
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
joshishollywood:
Honestly, you’d figure that the fact that pain and loneliness do not discriminate based on what sorts of privileges one has would actually result in some unity and compassion instead of attempts to dictate what one can and cannot be upset about.
The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
This is absolutely, horrifically overwhelming.
pizzaforpresident:
things the walking dead needs to do in season 3:
practical effects: no more of this purple CG blood splatter. get some real blood for sprays, squibs and blood packs for bullet shots, and some dummys and props to stab instead of these bullshit CG stab wounds.
new actors: look at all the talented actors on other cable dramas, bryan cranston, william h. macy, micheal c. hall...
