May 2012
tlyudacris:
miaism:
campaign to stop putting raisins in food
vgly:
dumbfuckery:
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
omg
cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
beyoncebeytwice:
i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
ackn0w1edged:
conversationparade:
HORRIFIED SCREAM
lorarouge:
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
“After repeated cycles of forced impregnations, painful births, relentless...”
– “Milk Comes from a Grieving Mother” by Peaceful Prairie Sanctuary
I am not a vegan, but facts like these are well worth everyone’s consideration. Click through for the entire article, which parallels feminism to veganism by exploring the ways in which the dairy industry thrives on the exploitation...
officialsalad:
i like reading people’s FAQs
they’re trying to be extra intimidating and then end it with a compliment and it just ends up like
Q: how old are you? A: 14, STOP ASKING.
Q: are you single? A: yes, but NOT INTERESTED.
Q: would you ever date a girl? A: NO.
Q: you’re pretty A: Thanks sooooo much but I get so many of these I couldn’t possibly answer them all:)(:
fleursdeleon:
firing dan harmon from community is like firing the taco shell off of a taco
good luck convincing us it’s still a taco
[[MORE]]omg i hate when people are mad at me, obviously because i dont like when people are mad at me but also because when i make someone sad or mad my stomach goes in knots and i literally feel like throwing up
and if someone is especially mad i can feel the contents of my stomach start to come up and ugh it’s really gross
Zombie apocalypse coming soon
ihopericksantorum:
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare 5/21: Police:...
tonight on piers morgan: president obama comes on...
irenigg:
what if u were walkin and u blew up?
niggas be out here talkin bout stopping smoking? what do they be doin, if not smokin?
last time u did da 69?
what if stanley and zero got caught fuckin in one of the holes?
that sun is way strong dude what are ur furture plans for that?
bagelchips:
shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
Watchmywayorthehemingway:
This just in: an Asian cosplays better than everyone else.
